The Nurse Diaries – The Life and Times of a Brighton Serial Killer Welcome to The Nurse Diaries – The Life and Times of a Brighton Serial Killer.

Port Alfred Do you fancy a fantastical adventure that whisks you into a horrid, foul-mouthed landscape of violence, murder, mayhem and DIY trepanning? If so this one’s for you, a grand tale set in the Cambridgeshire fenlands, Brighton, Middlesbrough, Devon, and across the Scottish border into East Lothian.

Glen Cove This is The Nurse’s story, told in her own words. The Nurse salutes you. She hopes you enjoy her diaries.

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Being locked up is enough to send anyone mental-crazy. Luckily The Nurse was mental-crazy long before she was jailed. A serial killer of monstrous proportions and considerable skill, The Nurse has spent half her life in a nuthouse, the rest trepanning the fuck out of people’s skulls with varying degrees of success.

This is her world. It is not a nice place. It is awfully sweary and bloody. But it is never dull.

Join The Nurse as she escapes from the Unit and returns to Brighton for the killing spree of a lifetime. Fall truly, madly and deeply in love with a British nutter of the finest order. Meet the gang of dangerous loons she gathers around her. Follow their thrilling escape. And find out what happens to the worst serial killer the British Isles has ever seen.

Go on. You know you want to.

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Contact The Nurse via her unwilling-but-too-scared-to-say-no alter-ego, Kate: