Welcome to The Nurse Diaries – The Life and Times of a Brighton Serial Killer. This is The Nurse’s story, told in her own words. If you fancy a fantastical adventure that whisks you into a horrid landscape of violence, murder, mayhem and DIY trepanning, this one’s for you.
Read The Nurse’s comedy thriller
Being locked up is enough to send anyone mental-crazy. Luckily The Nurse was mental-crazy long before she was jailed. A serial killer of monstrous proportions and considerable skill, The Nurse has spent half her life in a nuthouse, the rest trepanning the fuck out of people’s skulls with varying degrees of success.
This is her world. It is not a nice place. It is awfully sweary and bloody. But it is never dull.
Join The Nurse as she escapes from jail and returns to Brighton for the killing spree of a lifetime. Fall truly, madly and deeply in love with a British nutter of the finest order. Meet the gang of dangerous loons she gathers around her. Follow their thrilling escape. And find out what happens to the worst serial killer the British Isles has ever seen.
Go on. You know you want to…
Dare you publish The Nurse Diaries?
The Nurse is looking for a publisher for her comedy thriller. If you dare read it, she will be delighted to email you a copy.
The Nurse salutes you. Now fuck off.
Email The Nurse
Contact The Nurse via her unwilling-but-too-scared-to-say-no Agent: email@example.com.