Welcome to The Nurse Diaries. Do you fancy a fantastical adventure that whisks you into a horrid, foul-mouthed landscape of violence, murder, mayhem and DIY trepanning? If so this one’s for you, a grand tale set in the Cambridgeshire fens, Brighton, Middlesbrough, Devon, across the Scottish border into East Lothian, and Dieppe in France.
Welcome to The Nurse Diaries – The Life and Times of a Brighton Serial Killer, my black comedy thriller. This is The Nurse’s story, told in her own words by me, her alter-ego.
The Nurse Diaries – A black comedy thriller
Being locked up is enough to send anyone mental-crazy. Luckily The Nurse was mental-crazy long before she was jailed. A serial killer of monstrous proportions and considerable skill, The Nurse has spent half her life in a nuthouse, the rest trepanning the fuck out of people’s skulls with varying degrees of success.
This is her world. It is not a nice place. It is awfully sweary and bloody. But it is never dull.
Join The Nurse as she escapes from the Secure Unit she’s imprisoned in and returns to Brighton for the killing spree of a lifetime. Fall truly, madly and deeply in love with a British nutter of the finest order. Meet the gang of dangerous loons she gathers around her. Follow their thrilling escape. And find out what ultimately happens to the worst serial killer the British Isles has ever seen.
Go on. You know you want to.
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Follow The Nurse on Social Media
Here’s The Nurse’s Facebook page. She can’t always be arsed to keep it up to date, but scroll down and you’ll discover all manner of thrillingly violent adventures. Right now she’s in the ‘can’t be arsed’ stage.
Email The Nurse
You can contact The Nurse via her unwilling-but-too-scared-to-say-no alter ego, Kate, on email@example.com.