Welcome to The Nurse Diaries – The Life and Times of a Brighton Serial Killer.
This is The Nurse’s story, told in her own words.
Do you fancy a fantastical adventure that whisks you into a horrid, foul-mouthed landscape of violence, murder, mayhem and DIY trepanning?
If so this one’s for you, a grand tale set in the Cambridgeshire fenlands, Brighton, Middlesbrough, Devon, and across the Scottish border in Dunbar.
The Nurse salutes you. She hopes you enjoy her diaries. Now fuck off.
Read The Nurse’s comedy thriller
Being locked up is enough to send anyone mental-crazy. Luckily The Nurse was mental-crazy long before she was jailed. A serial killer of monstrous proportions and considerable skill, The Nurse has spent half her life in a nuthouse, the rest trepanning the fuck out of people’s skulls with varying degrees of success.
This is her world. It is not a nice place. It is awfully sweary and bloody. But it is never dull.
Join The Nurse as she escapes from the Unit and returns to Brighton for the killing spree of a lifetime. Fall truly, madly and deeply in love with a British nutter of the finest order. Meet the gang of dangerous loons she gathers around her. Follow their thrilling escape. And find out what happens to the worst serial killer the British Isles has ever seen.
Go on. You know you want to.
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Dare you publish The Nurse Diaries?
The Nurse is looking for a publisher for her comedy thriller novel. Volume One has already been edited beautifully by the New York Editor Karen Boston. If you dare read it, The Nurse will be delighted to email you a .pdf or send a printed copy in the mail.
Right now The Nurse is part-way into writing Volume Two, and there’s a third volume in the planning stage. How exciting – you can buy the option to publish all three books and pay her a fucking fortune. The Nurse is nothing if not an optimist.
Follow The Nurse on Social Media
- The Nurse is on Twitter. Hook up with her @TheNurs47811116
- Here’s The Nurse’s Facebook page
- You can Message The Nurse at m.me/TheNurseDiaries
Email The Nurse
Contact The Nurse via her unwilling-but-too-scared-to-say-no alter-ego, Kate: email@example.com.